Knight in Shining Armor (of God, that is)

Jenn sent me these - apparently she thought I might appreciate them... and she was right. I think I've been out of the Christian dating subculture since I got out of college - I'm missing out on some serious smoothness, methinks. I've edited the list down to the best of 54. Check these out:

Christian Pickup Lines

52) has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David?

51) excuse me, is this pew taken?

50) i don't speak in tongues, but i kiss that way.

47) boy, you've really been a visual minister to me!

45) hi, my name's will...God's will

42) I'd pick you over Satan any day

40) i'm pretty flexible. i don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.

39) would you like to pray with me?

37) no, i'm not coveting, i intend to make you mine

36) how about a hug, sister?

35) do you need help carrying your Bible? it looks heavy.

29) you don't have an accountability partner? me neither

26) would you happen to know a christian woman that i could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?

25) nice bracelet. what would Jesus date? i mean "do"

23) have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?

22) excuse me, i believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

15) nice Bible

14) before tonight, i never believed in predestination.

13) do you think "ask, and it shall be given you" is to be taken literally?

12) i practice our mission to "love one another" to the fullest extent

10) how do you feel about "it is more blessed to give than to receive"?

9) i think we should celebrate with a "love offering" tonight

6) excuse me, but can i drinkith from your cupith?

5) i think i feel the Holy Sprit, no, wait, i believe that may be you this time.

4) if eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit.

1) you put the "cute" back in persecution!


I think I'll go with the simplicity of #15 - "nice Bible." It just may work for me...
Thanks, Jenn!!